Okay so last year my motto was “New Year, New Me!” And I literally accomplished nothing I set out to resolve. Not to say 2017 wasn’t full of incredible moments (even though my Twitter TL left me feeling exasperated 90% of the time, THX DTRUMP!) Anyway, “New Year, New Me” was such a joke it eventually became a literal joke between me and my roommate lulz. BUT THIS ISN’T HAPPENING FOR 2018!
So, yeah I actually want to, yah know, keep some of my resolutions this year so I decided not to go super hardcore. I mean some will take more work than others and some are super lame but some are super chill. So let’s get to the dreaded list!
- Master Winged Eyeliner
This one came to me on December 28, 2017 at 2:36AM (I know this because there is a “Note” in my phone that has one single word in it: Eyeliner.
- Don’t Say Maybe When I Want to Say No
This. Is. A. Super. Basic. 2018. Resolution. I. Know. But seriously I need to get better at it because then I just end up feeling like a jerk when I fiiiiinally say no.
- Stop Being a Brand Hoe
I’m too poor for it anyway. (Side note when I typed “poor” I accidentally typed “poot”…anyone remember the Poot Lovato meme because enjoy).
- TAKE LESS SCREENSHOTS.
Like seriously. On this last day of 2017 I currently have 1,456 screenshots…that is disgusting? What do I even have screenshotted that’s so important? Thank god for the screenshot update thing where you can send it as soon as you snap it and then delete it right away.
- Work on Long Term Projects
I’m instant gratification obsessed. When I post a picture on Instagram I want those likes NOW. When I post a poll on my Instastory I want the results NOW. If I send a meme to you on Insta (JK BUT I AM INSTA OBSESSED OBVS). But seriously ever since I was a wee babe my mom would say “Patience is a virtue but it is not mine.” I think around 11-ish I also adopted this saying. So I’m going to work on patience being one of my virtues.
- Be Open to New Experiences
I mean I feel like I already kinda am but doesn’t mean I should stop. Besides I think new experiences make people ~grow~ (in their vibe/personality not height, unfortunately) and I’m down with that.
- Keep Up with This Lame Blog
I think this is my third blog attempt. Maybe this one is the charm or however that saying goes. Also this would be a great way to work on Rez #5.
I figured out how to make an album on a post! I’m getting so good at this blogging thing already!
Honorable mentions include: joining a gym, eating healthier, and reading more books.